Saturday, January 5, 2008

.NET Process Attachment Problem

.,(1) Unable to start process
http://forums.asp.net/p/977768/1536238.aspx
(2) How to implement impersonation in as ASP.NET application
http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?kbid=306158
(3) System.Diagnostic.Process and disfunctional process
http://www.velocityreviews.com
(4) ASP.NET process identity
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/aa291339(VS.71).aspx
(5) How to secire an ASP.NET application by using windows security
http://support.microsoft.com/kb/315736
(6) JavaScript Status Bar Messages
http://www.quackit.com/javascript/javascript_status_bar_messages.cfm
(7) Error: unable to Start Debugging onthe web server
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/dwesw3ee(VS.71).aspx
(8) FIX: ASP.NET does not work with the default ASPNET account on a domain controller
http://support.microsoft.com/kb/315158
(9) FIX: ASP.NET Worker Process Does Not Start on Computers with the /3GB Boot Switch
http://support.microsoft.com/kb/320353
(10) How to: Run aspnet_wp.exe Under a User Account
http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/library/bakfs900(VS.80).aspx
(11) Configuring Isolation Modes
http://technet2.microsoft.com

Friday, January 4, 2008

Shayri

Lakho log mohabbat karte hai diniya mein
shayad hum un jaise nahi dikhane ke liye
hum bhi tajmahal bana saklte hai magar
mumtaz ko marne de wo shahjahan hum nahi....

ye yaad hai aapki ya yaado me aap ho
ye khwab hai aapke ya khwabo me aap ho
hum nahi jaante huse bas itna bata do
hum jaan hai aapki ya hamari jaan aap ho....

Unko khabar hai mere tute armano ki
Aaj zarurat padegi kaanch ke paimano ki
Khali na hone dena jaam yaro
Varna fir se yaad aa jayegi guzre zamane ki....

NO sound in this world can be more louder than silence.
if any one cannot understand your silence
they can never understand your words.

Lambi hai manzil aur dur hai kinara,
dost kyu nahi aaya aaj msg tumhara,
Agar yaari ki hai to nibhana hoga yaarana,
kya bhul gaye ho number aur naam hamara....

Pyar kiya to unki mohabbat nazar ayi
Dard hua hame to palke unki bhar aayi.
Do dilo ki dhadkano me ek baat nazar aayi.
Dil to unka dhadka par awaz is dil se aayi...

Koi dil par yado na bhar muki gayu,
Jane ek phul zakal thi jhuki gayu,
samjhi na sakyu dil ni vedna,
yaad tame avya ne dil dhabkaro chuki gayu...

Tum kya jano kaise pilayi jati hai.,
kholne se pehle botle hilayi jati hai..,
fir awaz lagai jati hai,aa jao darde dil walo
yaha darde dil hi dawa pilayi jati hai

Wo yaaron ki mehfil,wo muskurate pal,
dilse juda hai apna bita hua kal,
kabhi guzarti thi zindagi lamho ko jutane me,
Aaj waqt guzar jata hai KAGAZ ke patte kamane me..

Years come and go,
but this year I specially wish 4 u
a double dose of health n happiness
topped with loads of good fortune.
Have a great year ahead!
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009!!!

Apne gamon ko sharab mein dubone chala tha,
Mujhe kya khabar thee, ki ghamon ko bhi tairna aata hai!

Na dekh is Tarha ki Zamana ruk jaye..
Na pila itni Ki Maikhana Ruk Jaye.
Pila de Nazaroon Se Nazar Ke Woh Jaam
Kya pata kal se sanso ka aana jana ruk jaye

Tum Bin Kahi Qarar Na AaeY To MaiN Kya KaroO ..!!
Har Pal Teri Yaad SataeY To MaiN Kya KaroO ..!!
Sharab ChOOna Mere Liye HaraaM Hai ..!!
LakiN Teri Nigah Pilaye To MaiN Kya KaroO ..!

Zindagi ke sawalon ka jawab dhoondta hoon,
dard ko kam kar sake wo sharab dhoondta hoon,
waqt ke haathon majboor ek shaksh hoon main,
jo jeene ka de bahana wo kitaab dhoondta hoon main

Doodh Mein Uria, Mineral Water Mein Castic Soda,
Pepsi Aur Coke Mein Pesticide, Yani Pani Wani Bhi Kharab,
Ab Hum Kya Kare, Pure Bachi Bhi Hai To Sirf Yeh Sharab…

Agar Tammana thi aazmane ki to keh kar aazamna tha,
hum to behosh ho gaye, Kya zarurat thi muskurane ki

Safed sari par tum lal bindi lagati ho,
Khuda Kasam Ambulance Nazar Aati ho,
vo Ghayal Ko lekar jati hai, Tum Ghayal Kar jati ho"

Safed sari par tum lal bindi lagati ho,
Khuda Kasam Ambulance Nazar Aati ho,
vo Ghayal Ko lekar jati hai, Tum Ghayal Kar jati ho"

when i cry no 1 sees my tears,
when i m sad no 1 sees my pain,
when i m happy no 1 sees my smile,
but saalaa 1 ladki ke saath ghumo to sari duniya dekh leti hai.

Jo Safar Ki Shuruaat Karte Hai,
Wo Manjil Ko Pate Hai,
Bas Ek Baar Chalne Ka Hosla Rakhiye,
Aap Jaise Mushafiro Ke To Raste Bhi Intzar Karte Hai

Jitne Mere Gam Hai Utni Mehkhane Mein Sharab Kyon Nahin Hai,
Jitni Sasti Maut Hai Utni Sasti Sharab Kyon Nahin Hai

Khuda ne kaha apne gamo ki yu numais na kar,
Apne nasib ki yu aazmais na kar,
Jo Tera hai; tere dar pe khud aaega,
Har roz use pane ki khwahis na kar.